You’re not fat, you’re just festively plump!

Mmmmmmmmmm beefy!

Mmmmmmmmm naugahyde

Musk will always be a #2

💩

I really need to go through my old electronics drawers and pull out any old batteries. I’m battling statistics right now, and statistics always wins.

I can’t risk power tools damaging the internal cylinder

Unfortunately, those foot pedals are incredibly cheap in their construction. All plastic with a metal spring. Typically the plastic rod holding the upper piece to the lower piece is what breaks first. I’ve gone through many over the years using them as my push to talk button for various programs like teamspeak, mumble, and discord.

It’s handy (or footy - ha! Dad joke) though to give yourself another key you can map to something other than your hands.

You guys are so out of the loop! RFK Jr has known about this and has been speaking about it since at least 2001 when he had that brain worm removed.

Hey, I’m glad you can pull it off! I would look really weird with a shaved head. I would think there’s still maintenance involved though. How often do you have to shave it?

Garbage in, garbage out

Plus it looks stupid, like what my drawings of a car looked like at 5 years old

Especially if you put some tanker nuts on the back where the trailer hitch is

20 Decillion

https://celeryman.alexmeub.com/

(Not really mobile friendly, which holds true to the old school Internet)

The sad thing about that article though is that the spiked bat they picked out of desperation cares much less about them than the very people they aim their hated at. It’s one of the biggest reasons that people like me that think trump is the lowest of the low, truly a garbage human being, detest the entire GOP and every person that supports them - they continue to enable their actual destructive behavior.

It angers me to even see an article try to minimize the negative impact that is being imparted on our current and future generations. I understand that true elites are bad but you can’t both sides this shit. One side is trying to make lives better and one side revels in destroying our civil liberties that our founders and troops bled for, ignoring the fact that their guy who is Jesus 2.0 leads us back towards a monarchy/dictatorship.

Fuck that.

The electoral college needs to go and our FPTP voting system needs to go if we ever truly want to make change as a nation. Otherwise we will continue to be stuck in a pissing match with no victor, while the elites get fatter. The GOP needs to die, they have no platform and don’t stand for their ideals anymore - they’re not the same party that existed back in the 2000s

Nobody poops like me, let me tell you, the load is yuge, biggest loads in history. Accordion hands throughout

Gonads and strife

WTF, why isn’t it playing? I’ve tried like 5 devices now