They live in a part of town that has a bed shortage and this stops their bed from being stolen

I’ll be in the cuddle puddle if anyone needs me

Duck Metallica, this is exactly who they belong to

Hey I have that song on my “oldies” playlist. It’s all I know of OPM.

Maybe in the past but at this point all Republicans are racist.

My guess is they are also a night showerer, so they get into bed clean

Edit: Nevermind, I read the title now. If they are a weekly showerer it doesn’t matter how they get into bed, they nasty

Then you wear it like the picture on the right

If anyone believes anything this fascist administration is putting out, they are probably the brain dead morons who voted it in

The hole goes under the nose, btw for your nostrils

Republicans are going to love this

Most of the USA should also be labeled as hell

People is the US are just brain dead “christian” morons

Ok, ftfy

Jesus has trump so, jesus

The math one seems like a nightmare

Nothing requires circumcising

People is the US are just brain dead “christian” morons

Yeah, have you not seen a standard centaur before? Sheesh

Only if it will cost me at least $500 a cup

Too busy imagining getting pussy every night

Life is like my penis, available upon request