Where’s the abortionarium?
The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.
What you can’t see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall
They specifically listed a 2 story bdsm dungeon so I think it’s size is accurate, what you can’t see is how much is packed in there…
You need very high ceilings to hang the gibbets
They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they’re deployed, they’re free to leave the room.
Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.
Bad design.
Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.
Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out.
Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.Editing to add: what’s currently the milking room becomes my office, where I shitpost to the Fediverse.
This person antifas.
I mean you can isolate rooms so the accustics can be solved
I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.
I thought it was the cock milking room?
why not both?
Not enough yield. Luxury products are a symptom of the borgeoise.
Indeed, and needs to be reserved for creating the next generation of hosts for the woke mind virus and/or being aborted (but it’s cool if they don’t want to; it’s their body).
They make pills to increase the yield.
¿Porque no los dos?
This seems to be missing the standard abortion parlor.
But where do we debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people or build them from recycled parts?
Well in the cuddle puddle of the course!
I resent your false dichotomy, we must develop our own alternative bike building cooperative industry from scratch, with all the necessary supply chain to avoid any dependence on the system.
Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?
that’s it to the cuck cage with you
Vegan kitchen
Hell yeah
If you need me, I’ll be in the milking room.
2 STORY GRAND FOYER
Does it go to a 2nd floor?
… … …No
I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?
Maybe even anthreefa.
now I get it, read ant-wofa
Goddammit… where’s the opium den and pizza joint basement???
In the basement, obviously. This map only shows the ground level.
Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I’m off to the cuddle puddle!
I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!
It doesn’t show on the official floorplan, it if you pull the copy of Enthusiastic Consent Is Sexy on the bookcase, the hidden door pops open between the two!
