Trickle down works just fine, it’s just that elon musk is so far beneath everyone else

You are right, I don’t believe it

It is not actually friday. Send union to fix plz!

That’s a great strategy for not getting phone calls. Works 99% of the time. Can recommend!

It’s not supposed to make you feel better. It’s supposed to make you feel even worse. So bad, that it hurts. And then you cum.

Fwiw, “blonde” can also refer to a type of beer. Given the sentence above, maybe the cop was just commenting on the person’s drink choice.

80% sure that’s a racoon, not a cat

It’s ok, assuming you are counting down.

I hate to break ot to you, but this is a linux drink. All that will you’ll get is a kernel panic

Ahhhhh! Nothing is sacred anymoooooore

Try plugging in a fork. Those still do what they are supposed to do

I have that too, except not in my dreams, but in literally all public spaces

I found the psychopath

1.3bln space stations, i presume

It feels safer to be a bit more above ground level, especially if people walk by

Sperm is not people. Unless you’re squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn’t work.

Hello! (12h)

Is it you, J.D.?

That checks out. Whoever censors shit like this just hates fun

A helvetica scenario!