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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Please

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    4 months ago

    Please

    • kubica@fedia.io
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      Onegaishimasu

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      Skills

  • TabbsTheBat (they/them)@pawb.social
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    PLEASE - or Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything

    Of course! Any company will be happy to bring you on board

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      Barney documented stuff and got his GNB boss arrested though

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    I had the wrong fucking phone number on a resume for months when I first got out of college…

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      That’s a great strategy for not getting phone calls. Works 99% of the time. Can recommend!

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      Like when you forget your phone at home all day. “People must be worried sick!”

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    LinkedIn just pls.

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    I see that you’re skilled in pleasing

    *unzips*

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    Now just make sure you don’t misspell detail oriented

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