I’ve got a right wing acquaintance who thinks I’m a genius and asked my IQ

His ghasts were flabbered when I said I don’t know and I don’t want to know.

Also its insane they ask for like $10/month for articles.

I get it, we’re in the age of subscriptions, but that’s a lot for articles when I can get my local newspaper for like $50/year

This is a moment for you, dear viewer, to sit and reflect upon.

What does this fish boner mean to you

The fascism of the ring?

Rolls and makes sense

Dick broke hours

Does mine count since I have a vasectemy

I had to kill the fan. Its been fucking up my sinuses.

Rip hospital fan

Diaper?

The line between art and fetish I think isn’t real.

Why else would so much art just be naked people?

Anyone else notice how brown the snow was after home landed.

Never seen someone shit themselves so hard.

I want them to 1 for 1 recreate the scene. No changes.

I actually just want them to make proton drive work on Linux. That’s all I need.

Now I need Tue rest of the pic

What am I looking at?

We’re trying to make popcorn

Nah that’s wrong

Shirt tags are loud as shit and it sounds painful at the base of my skull.

Sound is the correct sense.

Tylenol and Autism joke

Took me a second

Another one I didn’t know is gay.

Props to msm for not making it a big deal

Odd way to learn altman is gay.

Kinda shocked I’ve never seen a “worlds richest gay man!” Headline. That feels like low hanging fru-

You can. But with used parts which feels like has always been the case.

That’s so fucking rough.

KazuK9_ is a brutal twitter handle for our friend Kazuk to deal with.