V….P….Nnnnnnnghhh

One, two, he’s coming for you

Three, four, slow order

Five, six, reporting marks affixed

It’s been needing a refresh. Can’t wait for Autism 2.0 + DLC

“You’re not a human ‘til you’re in my phone book.”

—Bill Hicks

The JOI you must have felt

The way I spit out my drink

This myth needs to die hard. Inheriting off daddy’s blood emerald mine allows you to start businesses and buy people to make them work. This takes zero intelligence — it takes capital which was not earned. It continues to make money through the labor of shady accountants who know how to keep you from paying taxes, the labor of H1-B visa holder slaves, non-unionized assembly line workers, etc. who you crush and exploit for more capital to keep repeating the same unethical and dumb shit.

Mittens are silencers.

Gum control

My spouse (medical worker) has had drops on their hand that could take down entire precincts. Cops are dumb, scared little shits.

“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”

But not its root causes

Ohhh so close. It’s the thing John Oliver can’t say but gets a little closer to saying each night.

“That’s an interesting worldview you have, Trish! Let’s actualize your goals! I’ve located the nearest agricultural stores with fertilizer and some cheap U-Haul vans you can rent!”

I used to think of it that way; however, one day, you may be the person who is in urgent need of help. It’s better to be in the system with an established history for if that day comes.

Agent Richard Fondler strikes again

HaXX0rz

Ah yes, the thinking man’s “R-worded Animal Babies”

A number of kids also don’t know “file system.” The filing cabinet is a foreign concept, as are many of the now-antiquated technologies referenced/adapted for desktop computing (the address card for your Rolodex, the floppy disk save icon). Tablets and phones are culturally moving us towards stuff being contained within its respective singular app, like all your word documents being within the word app rather than meticulously sorted through layers of folders (even though on the backend, it is). So returning to your first step: why have a browser as the first step when you could just skip having to search for anything because there’s an app? Plus, the delicious unskippable metrics.

Didn’t he just pull a similar move with X/twitter to xAI? Sounds like his companies are an endless money pit and he’s desperately playing 3-card monte with them.