• We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the democrats are pussies. And Donald Trump is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn’t appropriate.

    And it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    without shitting on others

    No way. I will always shit on the assholes making things worse.

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    2 months ago

    Hi my name is Ininewcrow and you’re all assholes … I’d like to share today and talk about all your fuckery