DUI cheat sheet
distracts from the sleek shoebox aerodynamics
I don’t want to defend the Honda Element here, because it is ugly as fuck. But I will say, I got into a friend’s Element a few years ago and was shocked at how much space it has inside.
Other cars pull a lot of tricks to make them “feel” more roomy inside. But Honda just went “fuck it, big ass cube” and didn’t need any tricks.
Absolutely my favorite vehicle I have ever had. My mom was disabled and we have had to use SUVs and pickups and vans my whole life, before anyone jumps me for the environmental aspect. But it was genuinely the nicest vehicle I’ve ever had. Loved everything about it.
This guy used to live near me:
Surreptitiously swap two numbers. He may never notice, but if he does, it’ll drive him mad. “Was it always wrong? Did I look like a fool the entire time? Did everyone notice?”
Some people just want to watch the nerds squirm.
High quality effort
He can do that on his Element but not on my accord!
Nice double entendre.
Sadly, that’s Thursdays theme - this is casual racism Wednesday (or of you’re east of the international date line: inappropriate touching Tuesday)…
Damn, I didn’t check. Is it too late to leave a racist comment or should I wait for Wednesday again?
We’re not really at the point of any sort of enforcement, yet - still the Arbitrarily Allied Humour Standardisation System is essentially in the stages of communication and education.
AAHSS enforcement remains over the horizon, at this stage
