Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days agoThe obvious criticism of Newton that everyone avoidslemmy.worldimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down15
arrow-up1155arrow-down1imageThe obvious criticism of Newton that everyone avoidslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·16 days agothat wasn’t his discovery though. the big breakthrough is that the force that keep is piss going down is the same force that keeps the moon and planets in place.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·16 days agoWhat’s the force that makes it spray everywhere in different directions?
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 days agoIn my experience it’s always because the urethral opening is slightly sealed shut.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·16 days agothat’s chaos theory, mixed with the third law of Newton
minus-squareHowAbt2day@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·16 days agoThat didn’t happen to this genius because he did pee pee sitting down.
that wasn’t his discovery though.
the big breakthrough is that the force that keep is piss going down is the same force that keeps the moon and planets in place.
What’s the force that makes it spray everywhere in different directions?
A stray pube
String theory, my friend.
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In my experience it’s always because the urethral opening is slightly sealed shut.
that’s chaos theory, mixed with the third law of Newton
That didn’t happen to this genius because he did pee pee sitting down.