Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe obvious criticism of Newton that everyone avoidslemmy.worldimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down15
arrow-up1155arrow-down1imageThe obvious criticism of Newton that everyone avoidslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 months agothat wasn’t his discovery though. the big breakthrough is that the force that keep is piss going down is the same force that keeps the moon and planets in place.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoWhat’s the force that makes it spray everywhere in different directions?
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIn my experience it’s always because the urethral opening is slightly sealed shut.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agothat’s chaos theory, mixed with the third law of Newton
minus-squareHowAbt2day@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThat didn’t happen to this genius because he did pee pee sitting down.
that wasn’t his discovery though.
the big breakthrough is that the force that keep is piss going down is the same force that keeps the moon and planets in place.
What’s the force that makes it spray everywhere in different directions?
A stray pube
String theory, my friend.
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In my experience it’s always because the urethral opening is slightly sealed shut.
that’s chaos theory, mixed with the third law of Newton
That didn’t happen to this genius because he did pee pee sitting down.