Beep@lemmus.orgBanned to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoInside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square202linkfedilinkarrow-up1838arrow-down18
arrow-up1830arrow-down1external-linkInside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.www.theguardian.comBeep@lemmus.orgBanned to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square202linkfedilink
minus-squareChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up203·2 months agoSounds like a great way to fake your death. The only problem is that everyone will think you died driving a Tesla.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83arrow-down1·2 months agoGood point. Back to the drawing board.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·2 months agoNo one’s going to believe a drawing board disappeared a body.
minus-squareL0rdMathias@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoEhhh, you’d be surprised what the modern drawing board can do.
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI present you the drAIwing board, our latest break through!
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoIt… also costs 100k Edit: sorry, sorry, 70k — much better
minus-squarefrongt@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoI mean if you’re faking your death I don’t think you’re planning on paying off the loan
minus-squarestringere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoMake sure you take appropriate steps to insulate your spouse or family from the debt, depending on your local laws.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoyou’re right. no one would believe that
Sounds like a great way to fake your death. The only problem is that everyone will think you died driving a Tesla.
Good point. Back to the drawing board.
No one’s going to believe a drawing board disappeared a body.
Ehhh, you’d be surprised what the modern drawing board can do.
I present you the drAIwing board, our latest break through!
It… also costs
100kEdit: sorry, sorry, 70k — much better
I mean if you’re faking your death I don’t think you’re planning on paying off the loan
Yeah, I guess that’s true
Make sure you take appropriate steps to insulate your spouse or family from the debt, depending on your local laws.
you’re right. no one would believe that
Or dispose of evidence.
Or BOTH !