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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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She slap yo man ass at club, what do?

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She slap yo man ass at club, what do?

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  • decolo@piefed.social
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    I now have a new man, who happens to be a woman

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    I’m in “the club”, especially one where randomly molesting someone isn’t an immediate expulsion, I’ve already taken one too many wrong turns and need to rethink my life.

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    Wiggle my butt too

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Call an ambulance for my man.

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    He’s a boobs guy, I’m not worried.

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    Wave with some steroids to get her attention and then throw them in the direction of the bouncers. After that have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.

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      Great plan, Shaun!

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        Clearly not Shaun, he didn’t mention going to the Winchester.

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    I have a man??? How much did I pay?

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      Treefiddy

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        ಠ___ಠ

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    Call an ambulance to tend to his broken pelvis?

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    Threesome?

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