The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoBeer garden readylemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1676arrow-down113
arrow-up1663arrow-down1imageBeer garden readylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square73linkfedilink
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 months agoDude has never seen a hill in his life.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoHe’s seen lots, just all downhill.
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoEven downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoDoesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoLegend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoBro definitely drives to the gym
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoBro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems
Bro is anti leg day
Dude has never seen a hill in his life.
He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
Idk if he even walks
Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
Hand stands only bro
Bro definitely drives to the gym
Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems