Has put their soul into a nondescript device ✅
STOP USING LINUX
- PIPES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES
- YEARS OF COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going deeper than FILE EXPLORER
- Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “WINDOWS REGISTRY”
- “Yes please turn my FILE into a device. Please mount it as MANY files” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what linux Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & mice we built for them
(These are REAL Scripts, done by REAL Developers):
mkfifo pipe && f >pipe | g <pipe???mapfile -d '' -t fs < <(find . -print0)???:(){ :|:;};:???
“Hello I would like
$(perl -e 'print unpack C, qx|head -c1 /dev/urandom|')apples please”They have played us for absolute fools
—Sponsored by the BSD Gang
The socks must be evolving…
- I definitely work from home in a lair
- it’s too hot and humid here to wear robes. I prefer easy, breezy casual wear.
grephardly qualifies as “dark magic”
Some are even able to exit vim! Without opening a web search!
Linen robe would be easy breezy if it’s all you wear
grep hardly qualifies as “dark magic”
No, but awk sure does.
Once you learn pipes and awk you will even chain xargs quite frequently
Witchcraft!
“Magic” maybe. “Dark“? Eh…
You use light mode? Ew
lol, ew, no
No need to get nasty
I heard the lich priests in florida also wear casual
Yeah. Cause you just heard it from me. I’m in Orlando, honey! 😉
sudo givemesomeAC
Does ass hair count? I am bald.
I mean, I feel very called out right now.
Instead of .local my internal network domain is .evil.lair with a landing page saying “fuck off” and nothing else at https://evil.lair/
The description for my local domain is “Volcano Lair on Spider Skull Island.”
Aww, was the
.voldomain not available?Also, nice venture bros reference ❤️
Go Team Venture! ✌️
If it walks like as duck, quacks like a duck,…
