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yesman@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

He broke his head.

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He broke his head.

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yesman@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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    You have brought much joy to this empty world. I salute you

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    This is getting out of hand.

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      Thats too many monkeys!

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    I’m a MAHA Mom, and Here’s Why I Won’t Stop My Monkeys from Jumping on the Bed—No Matter What the Doctor Says

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    Thus the rage virus was born.

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    This is good.

    Like really good.

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      Seconded. My first thought was that this had to be in c/AntiqueMemesRoadShow.

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    Activate Mama. She needs to contact the Doctor.

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    • elephantium@lemmy.world
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      Who?

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        https://supersimple.com/song/five-little-monkeys/

        Just another reference to the song with the covert ops kinda theme

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          Huh, I was expecting a Gallifreyan song, not this.

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    And now that’s in my head for the rest of the night. Hope you’re proud OP. You monster.

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      The trick is to imagine an old monkey doctor saying “no more monkeys jumping on the bed” and really punch out the enunciation.

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    I recently had the pleasure of hearing George W Bush speak. Man just turned 80 and still sharp as hell! He was very good when speaking on 9/11 and how he handled it. Mad respect!!

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      Yeah man I hear you, Henry Kissinger and King Leopold also had some inspiring last words

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        Andrew Jackson ran the most committed free fitness program in history, and it was even government mandated

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