Are you threatening me?
— Cornholio
Next panel:

i had a crush on that robot in the game when i was a kid
… Victor?
The … the ‘if Sam Elliot was a tenor and also a robot’ one?
Or Yesman?
The psychopathically helpful one?
wannakissyourscars
…What?
Quick search reveals a rebubble creator
Listen it was a different time and I was a more ignorant person. I didn’t even know it was a slur!
Damn cancel culture
What’s that? Can I get it in the dairy aisle?
Oh sure a sales terminal says it and it’s funny, I say it and it’s “Geneva Convention”this and “You’re not allowed to operate on US soil” that
I mean, it’s not like either of those things have ever stopped you.
You know, you’re right! I feel so much better now! I’mma go invade Greenland!
Good luck champ!
They’ll never see you coming.
Anyway, wow! Would you look at that my … girlfriend is calling me. Better take that call, ttyl.

They found my jokes from 2002!
Haven’t we seen this movie before?
The princess is in cell 1138!
Hurry, she’s been scheduled for termination!








