Credit: Zoodraws
Fyi, that’s an invasive spotted lanternfly, which often infest the invasive Tree of Heaven.
Okay, but why did they have to draw it so cute? :(
Because that’s what it looks like
The 4th instar is really neat!
In America.
But not everyone lives in the USA
And they jump like jerks. I don’t know how else to describe it.
I had a 30’ tall tree of heaven with about a 1’ diameter trunk fall over in a storm and land on my used school bus (aka a skoolie). The bus was completely undamaged, not even scratched anywhere. Those things grow really fast but they’re very light, basically balsa wood.
I suppose they must infest something else too? Or they wouldn’t be a problem?
They also screw with grapevines, hops, and other trees: https://dec.ny.gov/nature/animals-fish-plants/spotted-lanternfly
I went and checked where this fellow had his natural habitat (so I wouldnt kill it if it had its habitat where I lived), it is invasive in everywhere but china apparently, so feel free to crush em if you are in europe or whatever.
So THAT’S the bug I’ve been seeing everywhere this year! I don’t recall ever seeing them before, and suddenly there’s a ton.
Yeah, stomp the shit out of those fuckers
I thought the lantern flys are less of a problem stateside now? I thought the intial problem was spiders and other jawns didnt know they could eat them, but now they are eating the lantern flys?
They are there but I can’t say they are still a problem. They are sometimes all over my porch.
(intrigued by your use of jawn, I haven’t been to Philly in a while.)
- Slap it
- Suck it
- Fuck it
- Smoke it
Slap the dog?
I added 4 more steps afterwards silly! Do I need to explain further?
- Slap the pussy
- Suck the dick
- Fuck the pussy
- Smoke the cigarette
…
Slap the pussy Suck the pussy Fuck the pussy Smoke the pussy
That one Scary Movie 6 moment:
“Get down, turn around, go to town, boot scootin’ boogie.”
Mention of the fabled crack pipe apple!? :o
Great PSA. Don’t think I have them where I live but we do have Tree of Heaven
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