False. A mosquito cannot suffer a fatal fall. It is incapable of it. Gravity is incapable of accelerating a mosquito to fatal or injurious velocities, at least near the Earth’s surface.
I’m going to pretend that i was doing a really good impersonation of the type of people who write in all caps so I didn’t read your whole reply… Yeah… That’s why…
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BTW ACKUALLLI YOU COULD PUT A BLAKOLE ON EARTH !¡!
See, what actually happens is when the mosquito trips, it bangs its face on the rock, breaking it’s proboscis, causing it to starve to death before it can heal.
False. A mosquito cannot suffer a fatal fall. It is incapable of it. Gravity is incapable of accelerating a mosquito to fatal or injurious velocities, at least near the Earth’s surface.
FALSE !!! A BLACK HOLE COUD AKCHELLERATE A MOSQWITO TO DEATH !!!
Read more carefully.
I’m going to pretend that i was doing a really good impersonation of the type of people who write in all caps so I didn’t read your whole reply… Yeah… That’s why…
O_o
BTW ACKUALLLI YOU COULD PUT A BLAKOLE ON EARTH !¡!
My point is simply that there cannot be a black hole near the Earth’s surface. If there ever is, Earth will no longer have a surface.
Yes. THIS is the problem with this setup.
Normal physics don’t apply to drunk creatures
Ok, the mosquito is emberassed after tripping over the stick and hides under the rock until it whithers away from shame.
it’s not gravity doing the accelerating tho its the stick
See, what actually happens is when the mosquito trips, it bangs its face on the rock, breaking it’s proboscis, causing it to starve to death before it can heal.
They also don’t eat sugar.
They don’t feed on diabetics?
Wilford Brimley saves us again!
Idk, a drunk mosquito is an incredible thing