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“Shartspeed, Number 2.”
so many good ways to tell the crew to do something… “engage”… “Hit it”… you went to fart?
Maybe… “Pull the finger” or something
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
This is why you should eat more fiber and not strain yourself while shitting.
You obviously haven’t seen the highest rated shits on ratemypoo.com
No way that website still exists…
Break it so
Fun fact, “Fart” means “Speed” in swedish.
gives
a whole new meaningFunnier fact, speed bump is farthinder in swedish.
“fartshump” in Norwegian, some people will also say “fartsdump”
So what’s warp speed?
Those are inefficient bean manifolds
“Diverting more power to thrusters sir!”
the bean flow increases
The engines on the Hail Mary
The warp core has gone to shit and all we’ve got left are ranch style, what shall we do sir?
Divert all power to lactose intolerant propulsion!
This is someone’s fetish
I had a discussion on Reddit about how farting into space isn’t possible…
Too bad I can’t access it anymore because they restricted my account due to age verification.
Well, yeah. This setup would see people turned inside out on the way out the butt holes.
Exactly lol
EJECT THE WARP CORE!!!
perfect
TIL Dave Contra is a Lemming.
*where no man has fart before.
