Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”
Me *Points to porta-john
Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”
Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.
Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

In the immortal words of Kenny
“This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”
He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp
FukuShrimpA
Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.
What are four and five, then?
All shot together with five apparently. 💥
We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.
Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.
TARDISSHARTDIS
Spicy food will do that
Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.





