Yep. The true power of AI. Gobble data without getting a brain involved.
Whadyoumean, the AI connected the dots between eating and restaurants. That’s advanced reasoning!
Well, eating > restaurants > a list with potential promoted entries.
I really don’t think the intention of integrating this “intelligence” into Facebook is explicitly to make us dumber. I think the only real purpose is to supercharge marketing. Eroding the mental capacity of functional human beings is just a happy little accident.
It is to sloppify everything and rot our brains.
Ok. Every accusation is a confession with the Republicans. Here me out. They scream about gays and then get caught in an airport bathroom being gay. They scream about Democratic child trafficking rings … then there is Trump and Epstien island. The Republicans have a nearly perfect history of accusing the other side of doing things that they get caught doing.
So when they say “they” (the democrats) are eating babies …
Well, don’t leave us hanging. How was the meal?
Chili’s serves their ribs but nothing else.
Ahh wonn my babyback babyback babyback, ahh wonn my babyback babyback babyback, CHILLI’S BABY BACK RIBS
How long ago was that last a thing? I haven’t watched ads seasoned with media in many years, but that one seems ancient, like ~2 decades.
Why did I read this in Fat Bastard’s voice?
Because that is the objective best way to read it
Well, what restaurants serve baby?
I just buy them from eBaby and then sous vide it myself.
Sous vide? Pretentious much?
I just sear each side over an open flame.
Pretentious was my aim.
Orphan Annie’s Bar and Grill
Ruth cannibal 's Steak House
Must breakfast places will let you feast on the unborn
Good work, Denver.
A rightwing adaptation of A Modest Proposal for the Trump era might replace the Irish babies with illegal immigrants (think Alligator Alcatraz meets Soylent Green). The one snag might be that it would have to be Certified Fetus-Free, to placate the pro-life crowd.
But the fetus is my favorite part! Tender and juicy, like filet mignon. Religious extremists ruin everything good
Well? What the AI said?
I think it’s the recommended search below the photo. “Baby-eating restaurants in Denver”.
I only eat aborted fetuses thank you very much.
(I’ve genuinely always had a curiosity about cannibalism, would love to try it someday if its legal somewhere, not because I give af about the law but bc I don’t wanna imagine the trouble you’d be in for illegally eating a human being if caught - too risky)
And eating a fetus might be like that egg dish in south east Asia, balut I think its called.
There seem to be studies indicating major health and psychological damage received from cannibalism.
Sounds like something someone delicious would say to avoid getting eaten
Got em.
Lab-grown meat promises to bring you this fine delicacy in the future.
No. Sorry. No way to include an ai service with that, cannot secure funding.
Baggachipz on the side?
eat me
At least it doesn’t say (((they))) I guess
Ai don’t judge
