I’m at the age
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Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I’m at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.
I’m not suicidal. Five would be fine.
Give it time
I’m at the age where I sometimes start sentences with “I’m at the age where”.
bottle?? i have never seen pain relievers in anything but blister pack
Buy 3000, pay for 2000! Picture taken when I was in Florida two years ago.
america
I guess I should count myself lucky I don’t need pain relievers?
Very
Only if it’s the 800mg.
Fun fact: Did you know that the dose of 400mg is the ceiling if your goal is to lower pain and higher doses only affect other effects (e.g. being anti-inflammatory) of ibuprofen (and it’s unwanted side effects, too)?
I did not, but good to know, thanks 💖
“I hope you brought enough for the whole class”
Bogarting? You’re old! 😊
Yes, yes I am 😅
The other week my friend and colleague just pulled a handle of loose ibuprofen out of her pocket.
For anyone who watches Impractical Jokers… “Loose candies?”
You all know how much this shit costs you better pay me.
Ibuprofen is expensive for you guys?? I think I payed 3€ for like 60 last time I bought a new one. That shit is cheap as fuck.
45p for 16 tablets here.
Is that the one that gives you autism?
No, that was blamed on acetaminophen a.k.a. Tylenol
I’m an Aleve guy
Aleve is the good stuff. Price has super jacked up though.
For me Aleve doesn’t work even though generic naproxen does just fine. Makes me wonder just how psychological pain relief really is
Aleve Company might be using a lot of fillers or adding something that changes how it’s absorbed by your body.
You be what?
From Urban Dictionary:
To bogart - To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.
There’s a recent internet joke about changing the word “gooning” to “profin” because saying “Ibuprofen” would sound like “I be profin’”
