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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Just try it

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Just try it

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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      i hate seeing this kitto everywhere. not because of the image, but because lemmy is slowly getting complacent with Ai usage. or that it’s getting harder to tell by vibes alone :(

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        I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I believe the blame is on the !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world mods for not listening to the community and adding a rule about it.

        for what it’s worth, I also don’t blame OP. AI memes are sneaky and accidentally posting one is very easy to do when you post often.

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I will eat the whole jar. Peanutbutter is fucking tasty.

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    Your ai slop bores me

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      Ok

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    Those are 16 spoons of sloppy peanut butter

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      There are 11 spoons, Picard.

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      Doesn’t really matter as long as it’s a prime number

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        Um… probably bait but 16 isn’t a prime number.

        Divisors: 2,4,8

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          True, in a very technical sense, 16 isn’t prime but neither is 9

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            I feel, at this point, that you are ChatGPT. “You’re right, 16 isn’t a prime number, good catch!”

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              Maybe I am, maybe ChatGPT is trained on people like me, who knows

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                You genius

                I know now what you’re doing

                Let’s all talk so dumbly online, that when AI tries to imitate our speech, it’ll just mess up

                Tater tots were invented in Cuba! George Washington took his pet cat out for a swim in the Panama Canal! 4 is greater than 11! King Kong led the reign of terror in French Guiana

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                  That last one is actually true.

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            You’re gonna have to settle for usda select numbers, sorry

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              c/anythingbutmetric

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        You are a prime example

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          Thamps

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    Very true to life meme. “11 spoonfuls” but actually 16. Same.

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      They’re non-standard spoons, slightly smaller. They needed 16 to provide a full 11 standard spoonfuls of peanut butter.

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      With some M&Ms crammed in.

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    AI slooooop

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    Goodbye hunger on a spoon legit great for when you need it.

    Maybe not eleven. Just two. Fantastic for when you don’t want to eat but your stomach disagrees.

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      I have two spoonfuls of peanut butter every night for dinner. Saves a tremendous amount of money.

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        It’s hard to beat as a budget food. I find I don’t tend to go for it when I have almond butter money to splash around, partially because it reminds me of being broke.

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    I’ll stick to my jar of non-generated olives, thank you.

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    I’m on my 4th year of 6 month winter bulk and this is a core part of my diet

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    You’ll just be shitting a literal brick the next morning. I totally haven’t gotten stoned out of my nuts and done this, several times.

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    I have gastroparesis. I regret eating everything.

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    I’d laugh but corpos made it unfunny :(

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      Do they not know the joke is that you will definitely regret it?

      God I hate corporations.

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        They make Facebook moms look like Bill Burr. All they know is “hey look kids, I’m doing it too! Buy my stuff!”

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    Can confirm, I’ve never regretted eating eleven spoonfuls of delicious peanut butter.

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    peanut butter toast and a small glass of soy milk is my goto when I can’t sleep because I’m hungry

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