Thanks, but no thanks. I played that game with a parrot once, in I’m trying not to repeat it.
I did this once. There was a squelching noise, and my ear became wet and warm.
“U WOT M8?”
Eh, whatever floats your stoat
“All I have is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.”
“Ok, I’ll take that.”
Stoats are weasels my friend
dammit, whatbadgerseat dot com is just a redirect to fox now.
to be attacked by an erminefor an ermine to defend itselfIf not fren, why look like fren?
Why fren shaped?
Just a tube with fur
Angry fur tube
Nothing much ermine, what’s up with you?
…did I do it right?
Cat snakes are taking over!
Ermine my personal space!
Tiny voice “If you’d worked harder you’d have nicer stuff!”
#WorthIt
our cat came home with a dead ermine in winter coat once. could probably have used that one but for some reason it wasn’t on my mind at the time
That’s it, I’m declaring myself King and bringing cloaks back. Fuckers have had it too easy lately











