30% extra damage to all people born in califora
This shit is DND now
I live here, but I wasn’t born here, so I guess I’m spared! What do people born in Germany get?
-10 charisma
+10 accuracy
-10 humor
You start with the Time Watcher feat
Bonus to table tennis skills
it only hurts if you’re stupid
That checks out: I hurt all the time and I never got a tattoo.
#F
Where’s Ken M when you need them.
I’d expect a response like “well if it’s California it would only appear to hurt more, but that’s only because there are more actors in California.”
How do you tell if someone is from California?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
(also works for vegans, runners, cross-fitters, Arch users…)
Pretty sure that is all Americans.
When you ask them where they are from, they tell you some random state and expect you to know they are from the US.
As an Arch user (which I use btw) I take offense to this stereotype
Honestly, OP seems a little crabby. Reminds me of when I was first ascending to veganism. Took my body a few weeks to flush out all of the trash most of you eat.
I wonder if taking up running would help speed up that process?
Where are you from?
“I’ll never tell.”
Truthfully the armpit and surrounding areas are my “never again” spot. Ribs tickled, elbow made me sneeze. I hear this varies a lot from person to person.
What about
It does. My elbows were hard. My armpits were the same. But the most excruciating was my sternum. Dead center. It’s red and has to go over it a few times to stick.
My elbows were that way with sticking. Multiple passes are the worst.
Agreed. Your calf sucks to get tattooed, sternum felt really weird, armpit/surrounding fuck that shit.
Armpit / clavicle area is torture.
I swore my tattoo guy was tattooing my throat when he was barely at my collarbone, and the entire time just this raw money panic to punch and run.
But what about your California?
Never touched it!
Well it will if you get a tattoo in another state and you tell your artist where you’re from.
A friend of mine was losing their mind looking for a parlor that would tattoo their knuckles, as damn near everyone around here wouldn’t do it citing it would be extremely painful, extrmely difficult, and would not stay good looking being on a part of the body that moves so frequently.
And I thought that was wild because at the time, getting your EYEBALLS tattooed was a thing.
What did I just watch?
Believe it or not, a “Power Rangers” Clip.
