4:38 am: There is another…
Wait, how many olives have you got in there?
None now.
I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
You drink olive oil?
It keeps the tubes smooooth
Classic tweet:
Smooooth!
This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
You can also try two beers. Just two beers.
No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.
Nothing truly expires, if you are brave enough.
And?
Spending the night on the porcelain throne with terrible stomach pain, ejecting horrifying fluids.
And?
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women’s jeans!
Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW
this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson
Is olives the new beans?
Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3
Missing out on all the calories!
i like to chop them up and sprinkle them on sandwiches
Until you wake up incredibly thirsty in the middle of the night
That’s why they include free brine in the jar.
I’ve got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?
Good to know which users are funded by big olive.
Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.
The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔
Behold! The olive spork…
The devil spoon!
Yeah, why’d they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?
Waaa! Where do I find one?
What a must have!
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Tip the spoon? Have you never applied suction to ingest food?
n… yes?
so you know how to eat olives out of that spoon :) in general, you want to use suction for tiny round foods from a spoon, because they’ll roll right off ^^
You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?
15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.
no
What is this black magic you speak of
Imagine a normal olive, but big.
Imagining my dick
Imagining my dick, but big
Check pants.I’ve conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.
