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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Lady balls

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Lady balls

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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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      I thought it was Tolkien

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        Tolkiens get spent

  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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    This is why I reverse cowgirl strap with another woman. NO BALLS!

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      The transgender agenda hates this one trick!

    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      depends on the model

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        All I can think of is a package deal where you get a strap on and a butt plug with truck nuts hanging off of it.

        Something akin to “billy-goating” if I recall my highschool terminology correctly.

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    This is now banned in the UK

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Whose POV? It ain’t hers, obviously, and it couldn’t be the man’s based on what the text is saying.

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      his/her balls POV

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        Live Balls Reaction

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          Finally a use for this image I’ve had for years. 2nd oldest, after one about being executed for using pov incorrectly.

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            Damn. I thought his name was Guts

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              Na it Nuts from Berk.

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      I assumed she was taking a selfie.

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      MFW someone uses POV incorrectly

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        Smh my head

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        POV* someone on lemmy is using POV incorrectly

        * it’s yours. You’re the POV

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      I think it’s she’s in reverse cowboy position and looking down and his balls are sticking out, which makes it look like she has balls. (No penis just balls)

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        The criticism is that it’s not her point of view. If it were her PoV we’d be seeing balls.

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          Can someone PLEASE just fix this already!? Why the hell did we have the blue wave if nothing is getting done?

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            Blue balls wave.

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          Ooooh yea, I’m slow - wasn’t even thinking about the picture in the meme

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          I think the meme is fine. If you just ignore the first three letters it makes sense. Not sure why it’s such a big deal lol

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            Let people have their fun.

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              I’m confused, whose fun am I preventing?

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                POV: you getting your fun prevented.

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      A sentient knee.

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      The image is from the left foot’s POV.

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      The dog? Cat?

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      Based on the text, hers, but there’s a mirror between his legs

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      Uncle Sam!

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    Not a violet post???

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      Fr I thought it’s her

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    Violet, we miss you

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    Transgirls, sighing in unison: “Welcome to our world.”

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      in unison

      Transfem hivemind?

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    POV more like PIV amirite

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      Pussy in vagina?

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    I like pretending to have balls/a dick using my boyfriend’s.

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      Do you jerk it? Trying to figure out yiur methodology asap. Want to share the news with my wife.

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      Amazon position might be right up your alley :)

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        TIL

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        Amazon position

        Hello, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

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      Everyone would like chicks to have balls. It’s totally not gay.

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    Gay trans men: yay, it looks like I have balls! 🥳

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    Sounds uncomfortable for him. Like popping bubble wrap.

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    looking in the sex mirror

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      Mirror on wall = basic
      Mirror on ceiling = pro
      Mirror on sheets = S tier

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    Slap ep away.

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